on Cape Cod
Published by Five Cats Press
Good Health - Internally, Externally and Eternally
"A very, very funny book" - Robert Kennedy, Publisher - Muscle Mag International
Now in its 4th Printing!
Jack Douglas, best-selling author of many books including "My Brother was an Only Child," "Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver" and "A Funny Thing Happened on my Way to the Grave - An Autobiography" says, "It's the funniest thing I've read in 10 years. Reiko and I loved it. I wish I'd written it myself - I died laughing! It's my kind of humor."
BEWARE! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Story Line - Spend Memorial Day weekend at Preston's Health Spa and several happy hour bars. Meet Brian Viking, Tom the Ferret, Loose Bruce, Dr. Neil Ferguson, Lani Evanston, Danny Zipperhead, the Dorkel Suns, Crazy Mike, Stella Lugosi, Doris Karloff, Sharon Blouser, the Gator, King Richard, Latrina and Hazel (the Troll Sisters), Brian Blowhole and Bozo, "St. Michael" from the land of Anhauser Busch, , Ron from the Planet Xenon (A.K.A. The Trance Man) and much much more! Written with the pump down humor of Former Mr. USA who quips, "old bodybuilders never die, they just stop doing legs." Also, visit Rita's Italian Restaurant for the laugh of your life. Plus, you'll get some exercise and nutrition advice from the author who has owned two health clubs and trained thousands of people! (A fiction novel, 8½" X 11", 147 pages, 80,000 words)
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30 FREEMAN ROAD
YARMOUTHPORT, MA 02675